Questions we never thought we'd ever, ever ask
- What's in your mouth?
- Did you poop?
- Is that spit-up or snot on my shoulder?
- Why is Bear Bear wet?
- Is Princess Presto
saying "Wands up!" or "Kwanzaa?" Is that racist?
- Is this pee or sweat?
- Well, whose nuk is that?
- Is this crayon or marker on the dryer?
- Seriously-- can I see what's in your mouth, please?
- Where did that booger go?
- How many Weight Watchers points for these yogurt puff
things?
- Are you trying to bite me?
- Why is it so quiet in there?
- Did you just lick the refrigerator?
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