Friday, June 3, 2011

Fairy Tale Friday: The Three Little Bears

Here's a new thing I'm trying: Fairy Tale Friday. This is where I take stories my toddler is super interested in, and I condense them and make them better.

Last night we read The Three Little Bears. It starts off with Papa Bear and Baby Bear bitching about their porridge being too hot. After that, they go for a walk so that their porridge can cool down, and trouble ensues.

Here's how I'd make it better:

"This porridge is way too hot."

"THEN MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING PORRIDGE!"
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7 comments:

  1. jillsmoJune 3, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

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  2. jillsmoJune 4, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Come see your prize!! http://yeahgoodtimes.blogspot.com/

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  3. AnonymousJune 4, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    I like it better :-)

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  4. GrandeMochaJune 4, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    So funny!!!

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  5. Daily MomJune 5, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Think I just peed in my pants! And not because I had a baby a year ago...because I was laughing uncontrollably!

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  6. SuniverseJune 5, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Brilliant. Truly.

    Love this!

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  7. L.A.C.E.June 5, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    rofl!! came herethrough Suniverse. You now have a new follower. I need me some more of this post lol

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