Friday, March 2, 2012

It's Story Time: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

"As a woman, basically, you'll be cooking, cleaning, mending, laundry, making sure we get up in time, light yard work and landscaping, and doing the books for our mining business. And keeping' yourself purdy. And you can live here and we'll bring home the proverbial bacon. Also, our names all tell you something about our personalities, so that's easy enough for you, right? Or you can take your chances with the queen or the woodsman." 

"So basically I'd be like married to seven Rick Santorums." 

1 comment:

  1. He's not making lots of female fans, is he?