Toddler have a way of saying inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times. And with the most inappropriately loud voice.
Women's locker room after swim class: "Mommy puts on her booooooobies!"
Leaving Menards (home improvement store where Daddy and Papa work): "Bye, 'Nards!"
Trying to leave the patio furniture area of Target, amongst a crowd of shoppers: "You make me sad!"
Eating dinner at a friend's house: "YUCK."
Grandma's house, after being asked something by Grandma: "Hell no."
That last one is my fault, obviously. I vow to watch my sailor mouth starting.... shit-dammit-asshat.... now.