But I like Dora. In fact, I think I'd like to apply for a freelance job at Nick Jr. and help improve the show. Here are a few ideas.
1. Incorporate some public service announcements.
|"Oh, no! My cigarettes!"|
2. Teach about current issues, such as bullying, and sticking up for yourself.
|"I have a riddle for you, motherfucker."|
3. Foster a sense of self-empowerment.
|"Find your own mommy. Maybe that'll teach you to listen to her."|
I'll patiently wait by my email for a job offer from Nick Jr. execs.
Until then, check out this awesome video of Dora grown up: