Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Do-do-do-do-do Dora!

Norah is back on Dora, after a long hiatus. Which is fine-- I don't get the hate. Well, I get it...

But I like Dora. In fact, I think I'd like to apply for a freelance job at Nick Jr. and help improve the show. Here are a few ideas.

1. Incorporate some public service announcements.

"Oh, no! My cigarettes!"

2. Teach about current issues, such as bullying, and sticking up for yourself.

"I have a riddle for you, motherfucker."

3. Foster a sense of self-empowerment.

"Find your own mommy. Maybe that'll teach you to listen to her."

I'll patiently wait by my email for a job offer from Nick Jr. execs.

Until then, check out this awesome video of Dora grown up:


  1. Oh, am I glad I followed you over from FunnynotSlutty.

    This is HILARIOUS.

    Going to hop around and check out more, but this here? Enough to convince me to subscribe.

    Following on twitter now.

  2. This is hysterical! I especially like the blood splatter and floating Jack Daniels. Perhaps you can send your suggestions to Nick Sr. Maybe have a condom product placement and a link to WEEDELIVER.

  3. I don't have kids so I don't really know Dora, but either way I like your version better.