Friday, May 6, 2011

What I've Learned from Children's TV

Life lessons come to you through many different vehicles.

The Wonderpets
If someone is in great peril, you don't necessarily need to have a sense of urgency. In fact, why not sing a little bit to pass the time so that the victim can be entertained by their life flashing before their eyes.

If you don't like the words or the plot in a piece of literature, go ahead and just change it. The author won't mind. Catherine and Heathcliff marry and are totally happy. And guess what, Alex Haley-- Kunta Kinte escaped and made his way back to Africa.

The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That
It's okay to go on adventures with weirdos, as long as you tell your mom.

Go, Diego, Go!
Pumas are the douchbags of nature.

Curious George
You don't have to concern yourself with the destruction done by your dependent. Just a "Oops! Sorry!" will do. People will smile and shake their heads, while cleaning up the disaster area left in your dependent's wake.

Clifford the Big Red Dog
Cleaning up Buick-sized dog shit is clearly not a concern for those who have exceptionally large dogs.

Yo Gabba Gabba
Taking LSD is apparently not socially unacceptable anymore. But you still should not bite your friends.


  1. This is the best post I have EVER read!! you should compare the dialogue of dora and diego, you can mention that diego is the "intellectually challenged" of the family.

    Also toopy binoo... boy girl?? I don't know!